The Week of Nothing: A Retrospect

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Well, I only have one question. WHAT HAPPENED? It’s already been a week since march first? Man, I really mean it when I say that NOTHING has happened this week. It’s almost as if we have been thrown through a time warp seven days into the future.

I remember going to the pub last Wednesday like it was yesterday, and in fact, I actually thought that it was yesterday at some point. There has to be a greater power at work here. Aliens? Probably. It all makes sense.

We were collectively abducted as a planet and dropped off a week later after extensive testing. That would also explain this weird bump in my side that I woke up with.